deer: *walking around a cemetery*
someone: an old god…. a spirit…. someone’s reincarnation…
deer [thinking]: how do i get out of here with these fences all over the place
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“I make no apologies for the apparent subject matter. These two dear little creatures are my friends. They are intelligent, loving, comical and often bored. They watch me work; I notice the warm shapes they make together, their sadness and their delights. And, being Hollywood dogs, they somehow seem to know that a picture is being made.”
- artist David Hockney, on his 1990s paintings of his two dachshunds
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just saying, they had to nerf blackwall from his concept art to give the other love interests a chance.
i mean?????
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No offense but
- Istanbul was Constantinople
- Now it’s Istanbul, not Constantinople
- Been a long time gone, Oh Constantinople
- Now it’s Turkish delight on a moonlit night
- Every gal in Constantinople
- Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
- So if you’ve a date in Constantinople
- She’ll be waiting in Istanbul
- Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
- Why they changed it I can’t say
- People just liked it better that way
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That’s nobody’s business but the Turks
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Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.
I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”
“Are you a sausage?”
“*cats looks down and back up* yah”I love it when cats open their mouths wide open and all that comes out is a small peep
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