Sapere Audere!

missworded:

nerdling:

whosthegirlwearingthedress:

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heyitsnorton:

greengrey:

brainstatic:

The following is a completely true story.

After a woman had her baby, she decided to buy him a puppy that he could grow up with.  The puppy would always sit by his crib and guard it.

The baby was born with an extremely rare heart condition, and eventually he needed a heart transplant.  Since the mother couldn’t afford it on a lunch lady’s salary, she did her best to raise funds.  None of her friends offered to help financially.

One day she came home from work and saw that the puppy had died, but her baby seemed fine.  When the vet did an autopsy, he said the puppy was missing its heart.  There was also some stitches on the baby’s chest.

The puppy gave its heart to save the baby.

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE YOUR DOG!!!!

BUT WHO WAS PHONE?!

AND WHO DONATED THE OVARIES?!

The kid ate the dog’s heart, right? That’s what they’re suggesting?

CACKLING.

What, was the baby home alone? You’d think a babysitter would call if your dog died and someone was performing heart surgery on the kid.

And thus were the humble beginnings of Doogie Howser, MD, who performed his own inter-species heart transplant as a baby, using only a fork from his lunch lady mom’s school and a puppy he didn’t like very much.

…Um…why couldn’t the mother give her heart to the baby? That would give it the extra smack of sentimentality that these stories need.